Just to start the day off on a happy note..

Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, comparing how successful they have been in raising their sons and how important the sons had become. The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father.'”

The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace.'”

The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say ‘Your Eminence.'”

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle “Well…?”

She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6’ 2, hardbodied, well hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, “My God….'”