Did you hear the (latest) one about a priest and a nun?

“These people were caught in a sex act,” Assistant Superintendent Kelvin Maigwa told Reuters.

Passers by alerted police at Lilongwe International Airport after the parked Toyota Corolla, which had tinted windows, began shaking in what police described as “a funny manner.”

Priest, Nun Convicted After ‘Sex Act’ in Car

Officials in the Roman Catholic Church, whose priests are barred from sex or marriage, declined to comment.