This morning, or more accurately in the middle of the night, I awoke to find both boys in bed with us. The reason they woke me up is they were both very hot.

I stumbled through the dark, found the thermometer (Spongebob), and took the temp under the arm of first one and then the other. Of course the fuss woke up my wife, too. “Well?” She asked.

“They both have a fever, so I think I’m staying home today.”

My oldest, in a weak voice, warbled “Who was higher?“