Just to get it out of the way, yes, the title of this post was stolen from Jimmy Buffett. I don’t know if he took it from someone else. Whatever. This has been on my mind recently and of course the only way to deal with something that is on my mind is to write […]
Might I say, fucking brilliant. Follow the link for the full document. An Assfucking Compact Consider this document advance notice that I, _____________________1, am interested in fucking your ass. I have not come to this conclusion lightly, and I would like you to know that I accept certain facts as given before the assfuckery even […]
My wife bought me a nook color for christmas / my birthday / valentines day / about three more special occasions. They aren’t cheap, I’ll say that. She has a kindle and loves that she is carrying around dozens of books in a little tablet, she thought maybe I’d want a nook. I wasn’t overly […]