An Assfucking Compact

Consider this document advance notice that I, _____________________1, am interested in fucking your ass. I have not come to this conclusion lightly, and I would like you to know that I accept certain facts as given before the assfuckery even begins. To wit, I:

• Acknowledge that buttsex often moves at a speed which would make the progress of glaciers across the frozen tundra seem zippy. I affirm that I will not seek to rush or hurry this process as that way brings only tears.
• Recognize the supreme degree of self-control necessary in performing my main duty, which is to place my cock / finger / sextoy / other2 at the entrance to your ass and then stay still until such a time as you see fit to wiggle back upon it.
• Accept the idea that your ass’s primary function, no matter …

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