You’ve probably seen it already, but it bears repeating: this Onion story is a classic: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory: “KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. […]
You can’t make this stuff up, folks: Child: “Mom, what’s in this?” Mom: “Carrots, onions, celery, beef… it’s just stew.” Child 2: “Are you asking because you want to make it yourself?” Child: “No, cuz it tastes bad.”
The Onion | U.S. Children Still Traumatized One Year After Seeing Partially Exposed Breast On TV: “‘No one who lived through that day is likely to forget the horror,’ said noted child therapist Dr. Eli Wasserbaum. ‘But it was especially hard on the children.’”