This made me laugh out loud. I thought it was satire, like The Onion, but then I realized they were serious. Hello? The First Baptist Church dismissed Mary Lambert on Aug. 9 with a letter explaining that the church had adopted an interpretation that prohibits women from teaching men. She had taught there for 54 […]
President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source (full text at link): “‘Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent department with a vital mission: to ensure that the political scandals, underhanded dealings, and outright criminal activities of this administration are handled in a professional and orderly […]
I’m starting to depress even myself with my posts. Here’s a joke from my mom: Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I […]