I am so fucking sick of hearing about Roger Clemens. Who, really, gives a shit anymore? There are two options: he did or he didn’t. Option 1: he didn’t. But his trainer says he did. Option 2: he did. But his trainer also says he did. Either way, I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. […]
I’ve been messing with the colors for the blog. Any thoughts? Hate it? Hard to read? Best Blog Colors Evar? Yesterday was apparently Asshole Driver Day. I think it was planned by the people at CNN, who are covering some LA blogger who likes to take pictures of bad drivers. Dude, if I did that, […]
No, I’m not talking about language. I’m talking about my daughter. She’s probably somebody’s idea of a perfect wife (in twenty years or so): She likes football. She loves to get nekkid and run around the house. And the yard. And the street, come to think about it. Pretty much anywhere. And one of her […]