Some dictionaries are better than others

I appear to be suffering from stress. Defined thusly: Stress: The confusion caused when ones mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole that desperately needs it. Sigh.

Won’t you take me to funky town

I can’t seem to shake a general funk. It’s not a super bad one (compared to other ones), but it just won’t quit. I’m trying to eat better (taking my multivitamin! Daily!), trying to sleep, trying to exercise. But the fog? Won’t quit. Gah. I find myself overly sensitive to nonsense things. I feel like […]

phrase of the day

“Like getting caught behind a cattle truck, and all you smell is shit.” Love me some Slobberbone to get my morning started. ’nuff said. And, no, that has no bearing whatsoever on my life, I just like how it sounds this morning. Except that asshole that tailgated me all the way to work can just […]