I don’t think that word means what you think it means

Dang this sun, dang this day
I’m just trying to stay out of your danged old way
To heck with this, to heck with us
Shoot if I’ll ever look back on where I’ve been
Shoot if I’ll ever give away my heart again

Love you, love this town
Love this mother-lovin’ truck that keeps breakin’ lovin’ down
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you

Love your cat, love this house
Well I can’t believe myself that I’m lovin’ gettin’ out
Love talkin’, love fightin’
The thought of never seein’ your lovin’ face
There’s some words that some words just have to replace

Love you, love this town
Yeah I’m sick and lovin’ tired of all your lovin’ around
There’s only one four-letter word that’ll do
Love you

New Jack Ingram tune. Love it.

Something to ponder

My wife bought new placemats the other day. My second grader has a picture of all the American Presidents (they are working hard on history right now in school).

He took one look, and asked, “They’re all white?”

Indeed.

The best Hooters story since the “Toy Yoda” incident

Former ETSU cheerleader says she was kicked off squad for being Hooters Girl

Sams acknowledged that her Hooters uniform – orange shorts and a white T-shirt containing the restaurant’s logo – is revealing.

“But so is my cheerleading skirt. I feel more embarrassed to wear my skirt sometimes at the games than I do walking around in my uniform,” she said. “We wear pantyhose (at Hooters). We don’t underneath my cheerleading skirt.”