This guy takes his Labrador to the vet and says to him, “My dog’s cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well,” say the vet, “Let’s have a look at him.”
So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. After pausing for a while to think, the vet says, “I’m going to have to put him down.”
“Just because he’s cross-eyed?” exclaims the guy.
“No,” replies the vet, “Because he’s heavy.”
My dog visited the vet today, because she yelped when I pet her side (for a few days now) and she won’t jump on the bed. The vet says she must have strained something, because she’s fine.
She’s resting comfortably right now, no doubt on my bed since I’m not there to tell her to get down.