about the child with questionable taste buds

My son’s favorite sandwich, bar none, is mayonnaise, jelly, and ham.

Yes, I am not making this up.

Now he has his sister asking for it. They gobble them down.

I think it’s weird, but I’d much rather make them a freakish abomination of a sandwich then have them sit there going “I don’t like this.”

So, what is the strangest sandwich you or your kids like to eat?

trying not to giggle

My son is a huge Star Wars fan, so I’m watching Episode 3 with him. Again.

ANAKIN: You need to distance yourself from your friends in the Senate. The Chancellor said they will be dealt with when this conflict is over.

PADME: What if they start an inquisition? I’ve opposed this war. What will you do if I become a suspect?

ANAKIN: That won’t happen. I won’t let it.

PADME: Oh, Anakin, I’m afraid.

ANAKIN takes PADME in his arms.

ANAKIN: Have faith, my love. Everything will soon be set right. The Chancellor has given me a very important mission. The Separatists have gathered in the Mustafar system. I’m going there to end this war. Wait for me until I return . . . things will be different, I promise.

They kiss.

ANAKIN: (continuing) Please, wait for me.

PADME: I will.

The true acting is being able to say these lines without bursting out laughing. I think this would have been so much more fun as a musical.