Because my life, she is so exciting

Guess what I did today. Go on, guess. I’ll wait.

(waits)

Nope! Unless you guessed “bought a battery for the car,” that is. That’s what I did. After soccer, and bratwurst for lunch, and while shopping for grapes, dimatapp, and popcorn salt. Yeah, it was time. This is only the fourth or fifth battery for my car. In sixteen years. Not too bad.

And you wanna know the best part? The last battery didn’t last long enough, so they gave me my money back. Today’s battery only cost me $15, even though it cost more and I had to pay for them to recycle the old one.

So there, that’s how much fun I had today. How about you?

seconds?

I’ve decided how I want to break into television.

I want to be one of those people who get fed at the very end of a cooking show. You know, the gaggle of “friends” that get to ooh and aah when the steak is served, and then go “yum” when dessert is brought out. And all the while enjoy cocktail time. You don’t have to cook, or clean up, or shop – just show up when it’s time to eat and murmer in the background.

So, wonder how you get started?