Unrelated things

Last night, while watching Shrek, my daughter was quite excited to see Fiona.

(see? That’s her nickname. Because while she’s always a princess, sometimes she acts like an ogre)

I braided my daughter’s hair today (speaking of ogres). We both lived, and are still speaking.

Harry Potter spoiler below:

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what dreams may come

So, I’m having this wonderfully delicious dream, which involved a hotel room, a shower, and wicked hot oral sex…

then I wake up, and see that my wife has gone to the store. To buy Harry Potter.

And? tampons.