My son has been suspended from Day Camp for two days. I have yet to find anything humorous to say about this (not for lack of trying).
Calvinism
Calvin: Before going down a steep hill like this, one should always give his sled a safety check.
Hobbes: Right.
Calvin: Seat belts?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Signals?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Brakes?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Steering?
Hobbes: None.WHEEEEEE
I’m a wiener!
Before I neglect to post about it, I won the “50,000 visitor contest” at The Mommy Blog. I’m already camping out on her page and watching the counter so I can try and win the 100,000 visitor award, too.
Thanks, Mindy!
Update 08/2006: I still wear the shirt…