Ouch

My son has been suspended from Day Camp for two days. I have yet to find anything humorous to say about this (not for lack of trying).

Calvinism

Calvin: Before going down a steep hill like this, one should always give his sled a safety check.
Hobbes: Right.
Calvin: Seat belts?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Signals?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Brakes?
Hobbes: None.
Calvin: Steering?
Hobbes: None.

WHEEEEEE