Coach

My son’s soccer coach just sent out an announcement about the upcoming season. Whatcha think of this guy?

I will tell you that I believe in classic sports as a way of growing as individuals. Soccer, in particular, has another quality: Anybody can play it well and have fun, regardless of physical gifts or disadvantages and socioeconomic status.

During the summer a bunch of grad students and professors play just for fun in Sandstone Park. I was impressed How British, Iraqis, Italians, Brazilians, Koreans, Texans and New Yorkers will be united by a ball and leave their differences a side. We live in a small world and soccer is a good excuse to make friends and become more tolerant with others.

My goal is that our children improve in perseverance by working hard; become patience, standing by others as a team; learn how to socialize and be happy no matter the score.

I heart him.

Top Ten list for today..

TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR GRANDPARENTS ARE STILL SEXUALLY ACTIVE
10. Pair of edible Depends found on bedroom floor.

9. Lately, at night, they put their teeth in the same glass.

8. Grandpa grabs his crotch and complains loudly of “denture-burn.”

7. Granny found cuffed to her walker.

6. Not only do you hear the bed squeaking, but also joints.

5. Grandma regularly looks at Grandpa’s crotch and claps twice.

4. Your “Grandma” is Anna Nicole Smith.

3. You’ve just seen the photos in the “Beaver Hunt” section of the May issue of Hustler.

2. Grandmother starts baking Viagra-chip cookies.

And the Number One Sign Your Grandparents are still sexually active…..

1. Kraft-matic adjustable bed set for “doggy style.”