the baby can now get out of her crib? Without any help? Or supervision?
Yeah.
It’s bedtime on my watch. Her internal clock is telling her she’s not ready yet. Thank god I was able to steal my wife’s laptop before she noticed…
Hope your weekend was better than this
Truth is stranger than fiction. Several people called police about a chevy Tahoe that had been sitting too long at a red light. The dude fell asleep with his foot on the brake.
When officers could not wake the man by repeatedly knocking on the window, they called the fire department for help, the affidavit states. Unable to unlock the doors, firefighters used an ax to break a rear window, the affidavit states.
The driver, Paul Spencer Cain, didn’t wake up until after police climbed into the car, turned off the ignition, vigorously shook him and yelled, the affidavit states.
Going it alone
My wife has zero interest in this movie, and I really can’t blame her. But I’m wanting to see it on the silver screen, so maybe I’ll go one night this week after everyone goes to sleep.
If anybody wants to go with me, say the word. I’ll buy the popcorn.