It’s a scary place, but here’s just an example of what goes on in my mind:
I presently watch about ten movies a month from Netflix.
I have 261 311 movies in my queue. Or at two to three years worth of movies.
I just spent an hour looking for more.
Update: found another one. Sheesh.
I once learned about a trick while dieting called ‘acting as if.’ The idea was that if you constantly went around thinking about being fat, well, you’d be fat. So you were to act ‘as if’ you were losing weight, and getting fit, and being good to yourself, to try and get a new mindset. If you start acting as if you are more fit, then you won’t use the excuse of ‘no, I’m too fat’ to skip out on going for a walk. See? Something like that.
Let me tell you – it fucking doesn’t work. I’ve been acting “as if” things are okay for a long, long time, and they just aren’t.
I’m heading back to that little Egyptian river…
By now, certainly you’ve heard about the ‘cool mom’ who was having sex with high school boys. (warning: scary picture at link)
You may have even heard about her being sentenced to thirty years in prison, even after she said she was sorry.
Wanna know what’s really scary?
When she gets out, she’ll be the ‘cool granny’ having sex with all the high school boys.
Folks, sex education includes telling your kids not to have sex with this woman! Don’t leave it to the govt. to protect your kids, print out the mugshot and stick it inside their lunchkit, on their dashboard, in their condom case – somewhere they will get the message.