My landlady treats me like I don’t pay my rent Gave my car to my mechanic, I ain’t seen it since My phone is always ringing, when I want to be alone They try and sell me everything from Heaven to cologne Everybody’s got an offer I can’t refuse It’s a circus out here mama, […]
I keep getting e-mails trying to sell me a “genuine Italian Rolex.”
“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]