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You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one. -Edward Keating Dear God. We paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. -Bart Simpson saying grace Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and […]

CNN thinks ‘Polar Express’ is a creepy ride

CNN.com – Review: ‘Polar Express’ a creepy ride – Nov 10, 2004: “Santa Claus gets his very own category of creepy. In an overzealous effort to make Saint Nick look like he has some kind of benevolent inner glow, the filmmakers make him look downright radioactive. It’s enough to make you want to skip the […]

It’s not just a river in Egypt

I am all better! Really! I’m trying to write with exclamation points, since it makes all my friends seem perky! And, seriously, I am one fucking perky guy! Here’s a joke or two to show you that I’m feeling hunky-dory: “Let me tell ya, you gotta feel bad for John Kerry. Just think he came […]