that’s a mother buckin’ mare

In response to today’s (or this week’s, or this month’s) tagline, an alert reader sent me the following joke: A boy is dressed up as a pirate and rings the neighbor’s doorbell. After he sayis the traditional, “Trick-or-Treat”, the woman who answered the door asks him, “Where are your buccaneers, matey?” to which he responds: […]

spam, spam, eggs, bacon and spam

Ya know a while back when I said I would quit purging my bulk folders, to see who would accumulate the most spam in thirty days, Yahoo or Gmail? Well, as of today here’s where we are: Yahoo bulk folder: 976 Gmail spam folder: 2,4282,441 other Gmail spam folder: 2,992 (this is the one I […]

Spam Race 2000

I know it’s probably all kinds of wrong, but I’m watching two of my e-mail accounts – a gmail and a yahoo – to see who gets the most spam. (what? Doesn’t everyone have multiple e-mail accounts? I have five gmail accounts, I think) Right now, gmail has 1,768, and Yahoo! is sucking wind with […]