In response to today’s (or this week’s, or this month’s) tagline, an alert reader sent me the following joke:
A boy is dressed up as a pirate and rings the neighbor’s doorbell.
After he sayis the traditional, “Trick-or-Treat”, the woman who answered the door asks him, “Where are your buccaneers, matey?” to which he responds: “On my buckin HEAD, lady!”
Now, of course, the tagline is a line from a song by Robert Earl Keen, That Buckin’ Song. To read the whole song (I’d sing it, but well, you know) keep reading.
Artist: Keen Robert Earl
Song: That Buckin’ Song
Album: Walking Distance
I had a horse
named Bad Luck
She weren’t good lookin’
but she sure could buck
Chorus
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
I put my mama on her
She threw her in the air
My mama said son
“that’s a mother buckin’ mare”
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
Took her to the rodeo
She won second place
She was really buckin’ good
in the buckin’ barrel race
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
She won a thousand dollars
I put it in my hat
Bought a brand new saddle
She bucked me out of that
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
She bucked me on the
pick-up truck
She bucked me on the fence
My daddy said
son, you got no buckin’ sense”
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
So if you gotta bucker
Don’t ever buck around
That buckin’ mother bucker
will buck you on the ground
Yahoo hey hey
Yippee yi cy yey
I’ve heard an alternate punchline for that joke:
“Under my buckin’ hat!”