I’m driving to work and this Kevin Fowler tune comes on my kick-ass radio station: She showed up at my house at half past nine In a low-cut dress with a bottle of wine She said this will be a night you won’t forget She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood […]
This is the most asinine thing I’ve heard this morning. And that’s saying something: New Law for Cold & Allergy Medicine in Texas: “The law requires pharmacies to keep items containing pseudoephedrine behind pharmacy counters. Buyers must provide identification. Pharmacies must keep a record of sales of products containing pseudoephedrine and ephedrine for two years.” […]
Yesterday evening, a knock came at the door. I was sipping my (cheap ass) wine, reading FARK, listening to the ruckus that three kids, two dogs, and a cat can make. My wife opens the door, then turns to me and says, “You negotiate.” “About, what, exactly?” (Ok, I’m a little slow) “Mowing the lawn.” […]