Hypothetical

Let’s say you are reading blogs.  It’s late, you’re about to go to bed, but first you are going to finish the last glass of red wine in the house.  Because otherwise you just won’t go to sleep. And, let’s say you look at your glass and realize there is a spider or something similar […]

Hedging your bets

If you haven’t seen it yet (I’m talking about any of you with kids who might have uttered “I’m bored” this weekend), check out Over the Hedge. Oh, my, this is what a cute-talking-animals-voiced-by-celebrities-who-are-tired-of-sitting-in-makeup-meet-stupid-people-and-hilarity-ensues movie should be! From the beginning there were plenty of sight gags, movie references (“Stella!”), and characters to keep everyone interested. […]

Date night aftermath

The morning after, getting ready for church: There’s yelling. Cussing. Kicking and punching. Not a little bit of crying. But we made it to church (barely) on time. Hell, I can get this by sitting up and drinking a $5 bottle of wine by myself while watching bad Kung-fu movies. Tell me again why we […]