Let’s say you are reading blogs. Â It’s late, you’re about to go to bed, but first you are going to finish the last glass of red wine in the house. Â Because otherwise you just won’t go to sleep.
And, let’s say you look at your glass and realize there is a spider or something similar doing the backstroke in your wine.
What do you do?
O.M.G. You MUST drink the red AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE!!! Do Not let the spider develop a red-wine habit … it is an act of HUMANITY to gulp (ooops) “delicately swallow” the wine and enjoy the rare bouquet (rush) in order to protect the wild kingdom. DO NOT LET THE SPIDER CONSUME!
scream like a little girl and throw the glass across the room.
*shudder*
*checks her ginger ale, just in case*
Kick him out without squishing him and drink quickly. 😉
Make usre noone’s looking, take him out & act like it never happened!
What spider? I saw no spider.:)
I guess I should check what I type before I hit submit.
usre is really sure :).
funny you should blog this.
I BLOGGED the same thing lastnight. (except mine was a fruit fly).
And I am totally not telling you what I did.
The fact that it’s the last glass in the house makes all the difference in the world. Gently scoop the spider out without removing too much of the coveted vino and then pretend like it never happened and drink up. That’s what I’d do 🙂
Spider? What spider?
Cheers!
Remove trespassing Spider and Drink.
Extricate and imbibe.
I wouldn’t be drinking wine….I’ve never tasted it (says a sad 26 year old)..but if I found a spider in my drink, I’d immediately start shreiking, which would bring my husband running, and while calling me a ninny he’d probably scoop the spider out and insist the drink was still consumable, to which I’d reply that he was a dumbass hick who needed manners, to which he’d reply that I was a baby who needed to chill, to which I would reply that he was sleeping on the couch, to which he would reply that he’d be damned if he was sleeping on the couch, to which I’d reply that I’D sleep on the couch then.
Damn spider.
Squish said spider and reach for the Vodka!
Liz’s idea gets my vote! Or I second the “remove and drink.” Because wine is more important than spider cooties. And they are so small that they don’t have very many cooties in the first place.
Silly. Wine has alcohol in it which is a disinfectant. So you remove the spider, swish the wine around to make sure it’s good and disinfected and drink up so you’re sure not bad germs have gotten into you. It’s perfectly logical when you think about it.
Yeah, remove the spider and then drink the wine. I’m confused, is there another alternative?
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