I’m anything but not helpful

Okay, you’re scrambling at the last minute – you’ve got your supplies (alcohol, crack, whatever keeps you going) – but you can’t remember where you found the rules for the State of the Union Drinking Game. Well, they’re right here. example: Chug your beer or down your wine or do two shots when: Audible boos […]

Old man, in winter

Somebody changed their mind, and no my wife and I have the day off work. But somebody else is holding steady, and the kids are going to school two hours late. oh please please please please please please please please please can they go to school? 1) we’ve been in this house. Together. Since Friday. […]

What weekend? Wednesday Weekend Update

Okay. No work or school today. Roads don’t look that bad, but word from the city is that all the bridges have ice, stay home. Nowhere to go, really, except I’d like to see Children of Men. Not sure my wife will let me escape the cabin-fevered children for a couple hours or not. I […]