I can certainly sypathize with Maggie

CNN.com – Pachyderm won’t pace to keep off pounds – May 17, 2006 I mean, look, she’s lonely and people have been badgering her about her weight. She’s lost 1,000 pounds already and they still want her to walk on a treadmill. Maggie, stand your ground! If you get on that thing, sure they’ll start […]

How’s the diet, you ask?

Well, really, you didn’t ask. But that’s because I’m a blabbermouth and will tell you all about my lifestyle changes, to the point of posting scary pictures on the internet for all to see and laugh at and maybe even point. Anyway, as of today I have officially lost: 1 pound. Technorati Tags:fat guy, diet, […]

Going out in a blaze of glory. Or at least calories.

I knew last night that today was the start of my new nutrition plan. I wonder if any of you can relate to what I did – I inhaled a pint of Vermonty Python. 1,240 calories of creamy goodness. And they just came out with it this year. The bastards. Technorati Tags: fat guy, weight […]