CNN.com – Pachyderm won’t pace to keep off pounds – May 17, 2006 I mean, look, she’s lonely and people have been badgering her about her weight. She’s lost 1,000 pounds already and they still want her to walk on a treadmill. Maggie, stand your ground! If you get on that thing, sure they’ll start […]
I can’t think of another explanation. My wife had to go to work early this morning (pre-dawn) and was out of the house before I had even gotten to the shower. This meant I had three little critters to get up, dressed, fed, and to school. My little Calvin look-alike? “May I please change clothes […]
A teenager is walking downtown and a girl whispers to him, “Blowjob, five dollars”. He gives her a strange look and keeps walking. Soon another girl does the same thing. Confused, he keeps walking. The first thing out of his mouth when he returned home was “Mom, what’s a blowjob?”. His mom replies “Five dollars, […]