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I wrote about three drafts last night, but nothing worth hitting ‘publish.’

You’ve probably heard about the crash yesterday, yes, that’s just a couple miles from our house. Our kids are concerned, mostly my daughter, for the crew of the helicopter. She also wanted to be assured that we were not flying a helicopter to the wedding. We did not know any of the personnel involved, but it is hearbreaking nonetheless.

Once again, I’m considering what changes I need to make in my life. Nothing, again, to put here, at least not at this point. On the plus side I did the stoopid stability ball exercises again last night, this time without children assisting / laughing, and it went OK. No, I’m not any more stable, and it takes weeks to build muscle, but I think the stretching and activity does me some good each time. I’m more aware of different muscles in my torso / back, and now when I do the exercises it isn’t a nail biter to go down stairs (which is good). I still pull down the blinds so nobody can see me doing the “Ball Cobra” move (if I weren’t infertile, I swear we’d have little stability balls on the way, if you get the picture).

Seen any good movies lately? If you were on twitter last night, you know I watched “Zombie Strippers,” and it had me so involved that I was on twitter, too. 94 minutes long, and probably could have been done in 9.

From the movie: Zombie Jenna Jameson, talking to customer at strip club: “You’re cute. I could just eat you up.”

You’ll never guess what happens next. Yeah.

I watch them so you don’t have to, peoples.

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-28

  • Well worth a read: http://tinyurl.com/6nbwba Sarah Palin’s language choices (via boing boing) #
  • Jason’s Deli is now artificial trans fats, MSG and high fructose corn syrup FREE on their menu. Awesome. #
  • Headline News guy just had an orgasm while mentioning the DJIA. At least, I think he did. #
  • @snarkwife Yeah, nearly 600 points (or it was a few minutes ago) #
  • Oh, c’mon, “convicted felon” isn’t NEARLY as bad as it used to be. #
  • Holy crap, what are the Titans eating? #
  • We’re saved! The Dow jumped! (if you believe that, I’ll make you a GREAT deal on a bridge. Cash only, sorry) #
  • Cryptic email I received today: “No game saturday.” That’s all it said. #
  • Funny, after that last message I lost Palin and McCain as followers. #
  • A sphincter says what? #
  • @AmyInOhio No, that’s why it’s so strange. From someone I don’t know, too. Maybe it’s an omen? #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-27

  • “Son of Rambo” is freaking hilarious. I wish I was that creative. #
  • ooh, typo. That’s “Son of Rambow” #
  • Purging voters in swing states. Are we in Russia now? http://robots.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/26/voter.suppression/index.html #
  • I made a friend on facebook! My day is complete, I’m going back to bed now. #
  • @smuttysteff Am now singing “Time Warp.” Thanx. #
  • Puking child, peeing dog. Probably better than the reverse, but would rather they both feel better. #
  • @thompsonclan6 Thanks. Child sleeping, dog at vet for tests. Dad needs to nap in case it’s a long night. (that’s my excuse) #
  • Damn, men are whiny little farts when they are sick. Starts at age 8, it seems. #
  • Quote of the hour: “Thanks for getting me the bucket.” (do NOT imagine Monty Python, please, but it’s close) #
  • The dog is spending the night at vet. You would think kids might notice 100 pound critter missing? Nah. #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-26

  • She’s going rogue!!! http://tinyurl.com/62dhsb Really? WTH? #
  • How ’bout them Cowboys? #
  • @djuggler So how soon did you realize it? #
  • @grader Hey, saw a typo on your “badge” tab. Look at step #1. Thanks for fun service. #
  • My review of High School Musical 3: About what you expected. #
  • @akaMonty Any particular genre? Goofy spy movie: Don’t Mess w/ Zohan. Zombie? Shaun of the Dead. Cops? Hot Fuzz. #
  • @MelissaSummers What fell back today? Am so out of it. #
  • @djuggler I hear ya. I’m a middle child, too… #
  • @akaMonty Zohan will probably offend a lot of people, and it’s WAY over the top. Check out reviews before renting ) #
  • @spyderkl I guess the headline could be “Gone rogue, nobody really noticed till now.” #
  • @smuttysteff They had ‘Twitches 2′ on the other day. That’s some scary stuff, right there. #
  • Need a word to describe feeling when you read tweet from someone you follow, click it, and other person protected. Twenied? #
  • Dear “New” Dodge Ram: you’re trying WAY too hard with this advertising thing. You’re making Ford look reserved. #
  • Lite beer commercial I actually like: “Two hours of shoving pizza in your piehole? Fills you up.” Sucky beer, but tolerable commercial. #
  • checking out http://www.livestrong.com/
    Somethng’s gotta give. #
  • @Busymom They said that about telephones and email, too. Come to think of it, the US mail and airlines are proven terror tools… ) #
  • I’m on Livestrong now. DM me if you wanna know my name and all that crap. So far today: cinnamon rolls, coffee, and tostidos. Next: wine. #
  • @PMKU Aweseme! I have Etta singing this song for my ringtone on my cell (for when new mssg arrives) #
  • http://snurl.com/4q3uf new Four World Film Review for ‘I am Legend’: “Neville Ending Story” Check it out. #
  • @girlonetrack You gotta have goals, I always say. #
  • @sherrypg Wow. #
  • @AuctionDirect Yes, I like that one! #
  • Maverick Personality Disorder http://tinyurl.com/5ggtte (MPD) #

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Twitter Updates for 2008-10-25

  • Is this what it’s like in the Skywalker house? Three kids, two light sabres. Lots of sound effects. #

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