(before you read my long rambling bit, go read Mir’s plea for boobie support. Boobies are always better than anything I could write. Don’t worry, my rambling will still be here when you get back) Anyway, when I was fifteen, my parents agreed to let me purchase an automobile. This was a Big Deal because […]
For everyone who wrote to me demanding to know where my funny and insightful posts from my vacation are (that would be, um, noboby), the sad fact is that we I left the laptop at the condo. And as tempting as it is to drive back to the beach and get it, I realized how […]
Wherein the silly old bear bitches for a minute about the state of gas stations. I remember when I was a young driver, back when mastodons roamed the earth and the Cowboys could still play football, if you ever needed to put air in one of your tires you could just do so while waiting […]