Why is it that Jimmy Buffett already has words to describe just about everything? I guess it all blew up in Missoula There just was no other way After months of goin’ crazy, there was nothin’ left to say But when the dust had finally settled And the air had quickly cleared Whoa, things were […]
A scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that keeps women’s breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in. At a news conference in Dallas announcing the invention, a large group of men took the scientist outside and beat the hell out of him.
It was just over 104 years ago that the “single worst natural disaster in U.S. history” hit Galveston, TX. Something we should never forget. The hurricane that slammed into the barrier island claimed at least 8,000 people – nobody knows an accurate tally. There was no Jim Cantori standing around watching people board up their […]