People here in Texas have trouble with all those “shalls” and “shall nots” in the Ten Commandments. Folks here just aren’t used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the “King James” into “King Ranch” language: The Cowboy’s Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross […]
Ah, one of my favoritist tunes ever: “Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl…” The singer falls for Felina, and hilarity ensues. Ok, that’s just the short version. You know what I’m talking about, right? So tell me this: am I the only one whe […]
As a small favor to those of you not fortunate enough to have wacky “Texas Radio” stations in your backyard, I’m listing the lyrics to “Oddyseus” by Brian Keane. You may not have heard of Brian Keane, but he is a fantastic singer / songwriter in Austin (at least for now) and this song gets […]