Lose weight now, ask me how!

Scientists from Mexico’s tequila producing region say juice extracted from the blue agave plant, best known when distilled into the fiery spirit, may help dieters shed pounds and cut cholesterol. Sure. It also helps you loosen up for karaoke night…

Moon pie update

Here’s an update on our status: 2 bottles of wine 23 beers (I restocked) 1 bottle rum 1 bottle tequila 2 bottles margarita mix three dozen homemade oatmeal cookies 4.79 cases of water 13 12 moon pies 0 pints ben and jerry’s (we had a little scare when the power went out earlier so we […]

Lighten up!

I’m starting to depress even myself with my posts. Here’s a joke from my mom: Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I […]