The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: High fever Congestion Nausea Fatigue Aching in the joints An irresistible urge to shit on someone’s windshield.
“I got better.” Thanks, everyone, for the kind words after my lame-o post this afternoon. I went out and found some “Shock the Chunky Monkey,” which is a new Ben and Jerry’s flavor with little chunks of chocolate-coated Prozac, swirls of caramel, and banana ice cream. It’s da bomb! Seriously, folks, if I had some […]
From Busymom and Genuine and god knows where else: Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Ben Huritis Cause: lack of sleep Symptoms: hyperactivity, urinary pain, bulging eyes, sweating Cure: electroshock therapy Enter your name, for your own diagnosis: