Intelligent Falling Theory

You’ve probably seen it already, but it bears repeating: this Onion story is a classic: The Onion | Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New ‘Intelligent Falling’ Theory: “KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. […]

Frankly, my dear…

Stolen from Mindy: Your Linguistic Profile: 55% General American English 25% Dixie 15% Upper Midwestern 5% Yankee 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

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Using the generator you can come up with lots of inane nonsense: How to make a man hard Ingredients: 1 part jealousy 1 part brilliance 3 parts empathy Method: Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of emotion Username: Personality cocktail From Go-Quiz.com How to make […]