Feeling old. Breakfast donuts! fantastic comments lunch? Italian! (exclamation, points) work work projectile vomiting soccer practice take out kong, king cake, candles “caution: flammable” wash towels every. towel. kids crash birthday sex? no, asleep.
Friday: My wife cooked brisket, kids melted down, went to bed early. Saturday: Two soccer games, we were soundly beaten. Hot out. Put out Christmas lights while slapping mosquitos away. Sunday: Cold front arrives. Two more soccer games. First one we were trounced. (‘by girls‘ says my son). Second one we won. In between there […]
Crap, I blink and suddenly tomorrow is Thanksgiving. Who let that happen? Did everyone get the e-mail except me? I’m kidding, kinda, since we’ve been planning for this for over a week now. I have a hotel room booked near my parents’ house. It’s a Holiday Inn express, so I can feel smarter afterward (lookout, […]