I learned something new today! I was going to say something witty like ‘the sloth ends today,’ or somesuch. Turns out I was hearing the wrong word in my head (I’ve always, always, rhymed it with “moth” or “cloth.”) I like to think I’m an active sorta person, but the last couple of weeks, let’s […]
This morning I came as close to announcing “I’m cancelling Christmas!” as I ever have. All over something stupid. I know – kids will be kids, and kids will fight over stupid things. I also know they better not fuck with me, because I make Tony Montana look pretty relaxed at this point. So, anyway, […]
Hi, internets. We’re having a mellow weekend. I got my hair cut. The car? She’s inspected. The groceries have been bought for another week or so. We put up our Christmas lights, something we wanted to do over Thanksgiving but couldn’t due to all the excitement. While we were up on the roof (I had […]