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I’ve been mulling this over since reading this at Mrs. Flinger’s place. Of course, it’s also the season when these things get considered, right?

Anyway, the question is: When did your child question Santa?

I remember when we were kids and Christmas morning would come around… it was huge. Bigger than big. We would go to bed (eventually) on Christmas Eve, and whatya know, the next morning there were tons of new toys under the tree! My brother and I shared a bedroom, and we would wake up just before the ass-crack of dawn, and sit and whisper excitedly about what may be out under the tree. We might even sneak a peek or two. When my parents finally woke up, dad would take his time setting up the lights for the movie camera, mom would get in a safe spot to avoid getting trampled, and all of us kids would get at the end of the hallway and wait for the “1, 2, 3 – GO!” signal, at which point we would sprint to the living room and tear open anything that we found. So exciting.

Of course, later, when we learned all about Santa, this didn’t really change. We were just as excited, I think, maybe moreso, because by then we had moved onto bigger toys. Okay, eventually we didn’t sprint anymore, but we still had to wait on mom and dad to get ready.

So, back to the question at hand. My oldest turns eleven tomorrow (gack! TOMORROW?) and he has surely figured it out, but plays along. He even sat in Santa’s lap at our office party the other day for a picture (a bit reluctantly, but he did it). He keeps dropping sly comments like “I’ve seen this wrapping paper before,” or “that would never fit down a chimney” or “Hey, there’s a price tag on this, I didn’t know Santa shopped at Target!”

My eight year old has surely been TOLD by my eldest the truth about Santa (TTAS), but is so gung-ho about all things Christmas that he still holds to the old beliefs, I think. He wanted to put up Christmas decorations the day after Halloween, and is the driving force behind many things Christmas. He makes his lists, he wonders about what Santa might be able to do (“If I ask for a million dollars, Santa might give it to me.”)

Then there’s my little girl. She believes, she watches TV shows like Rudolph and Frosty with wide-eyed love of the big red guy, but there’s a problem. She is scared to death of Santa in person. Trauma. You’d think at her age (she turns six next summer) she’d at least tolerate the guy, but no, wants nothing to do with him. In pictures, on TV, in song – fine. But don’t let the bastard near me. It wouldn’t matter that we could say that’s just one of Santa’s helpers, someone in a red suit with a toy beard, she wants nothing to do with him.

So, I’m not sure if I answered the question, but I’m outta time for now…

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Can I get a “Ho?”

I so want this shirt, but I have so many other things that need my $20. But if you’re feeling generous… P

Nice shot!

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Christmas break is the perfect time to tear up perfectly good (yet cluttered) living spaces and get ready to remodel. Or, so I hear.

And ‘remodel’ is our own cheapass way of doing it, we can’t afford a real rip-down-the-walls type of remodel, so today we are:

Replacing the kitchen faucet, which after a dozen years has begun leaking in ways that faucets shouldn’t

Re-organize our bedroom closet, and part of our bedroom, a process that began weeks ago

Drop off another case of books at Half Price Books and hope we actually leave the store with less books than we brought in. This time.

If any of this sounds like “chores” or “forced labor,” I need to add that Santa Claus came again at our house last night. Twice.

And I still haven’t lost the smile on my face…

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“You won’t believe what Santa did!!!”

It was a dark and stormy night…

Oh, wait, no it wasn’t. It was actually quite pleasant, in the mid fifties, no rain, little wind. And we went to see Santa.

First of all, this was at the city park where all the city christmas happenings happen. Yeah, we just do it all (officially) in one place. There was hot chocolate. Cookies. Carolers. Lights galore. And the highlight? Getting to sit on Santa’s lap.

We went to the building that in Ordinary Times holds the Parks and Rec offices. Tonite, it was Santa’s Wonderland. You walk around the back of the building to stand in line. And we thought “there aren’t that many people in line.”

Over an hour later, we actually crossed the threshhold into the back door of Santa’s Wonderland. This hour was spent watching one boy (not old enough to call him a man) run all of our toddlers ragged with endless games of “red light/green light” “mother may I” “freeze tag” and others. He was truly up for sainthood.

After standing inside the hallway for another fifteen minutes, a mom commented that “after all this time we’re like family.” It truly felt that way. Just by being together we had learned many kids names and who belonged to whom (it’s hard to tell, sometimes, heh)

After a bit my son conspired with some other kids that were about his age. They snuck up the hallway, past strollers and tired parents, along the wall, almost out of sight. I swear he is going to be Special Forces someday. Anyway, they made it all the way around to Santa’s Workshop – something we hoped actually exists, the same way you might get in your car and drive fifteen minutes to see if the “Hot Donuts Now” sign is lit at Krispy Kreme. Only at this point it had been an hour and a half.

They came running back (Special Forces would have taken off points for giving away the position) and hollering “You won’t believe what Santa did!!”

“What?”

“He killed a reindeer.

“No way, Santa wouldn’t do that.” We were puzzled.

“Yes he did,” he insisted. “He’s up on the wall. And he hung elves from his antlers!”

Okay, we explained, that’s not really a reindeer. “Maybe he was a mean one” my son decided. Case closed.

Anyway, ten minutes later, we made it to Santa his ownself. The people in front of us in line didn’t have a camera (last time they saw Santa they weren’t allowed to take their own pictures, tonite it was OK) so we snapped pics of their kids and swapped e-mail addresses. And we managed to actually sit with Santa, and kinda liked it. We told him what we wanted, and he gave us candy.

And I’m gonna remember the reindeer for a long time.

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