Tag: reality

Survey says!

Yeah, use your best Richard Dawson voice for that. (if you don’t know who Richard is, go ask your parents, they might be my age) Ahem. I’m loving this little article, which of course will be plastered everywhere in the finest holiday tradition: “The reality of the situation is that most people had premarital sex, […]

There’s potential, and there’s reality

A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks for help from his father. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?” His dad looks up, thoughtfully, and says, “I’ll show you.” Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars, and then […]