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Damn, I’m a fairly gloomy person (at least on line, in person? I’m a laugh a minute.  Really) but this is getting ridiculous.

Let’s recap, just for a moment, what is flooding in my computer this morning:

  1. Israel is bombing the crap out of Lebanon, and probably Palestine, too, when they get a moment.
  2. And vice versa.
  3. The US officially supports Israel (naturally)
  4. Russia doesn’t (duh)
  5. North Korea has (maybe) nuclear weapons and won’t talk to anyone about why they hate the world so much.
  6. People are routinely killed in Iraq based on religious and other backgrounds.  Tell me again, what does a civil war look like?
  7. Iran won’t talk, either. Give me Nukes or Give me Death! they seem to say, since apparently the world prefers the latter, guess what will happen?
  8. Suri still hasn’t had her baby pictures done.
  9. Christie Brinkley is ending her fourth marriage, proof of the old saying “no matter how beautiful she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.” (I know, it’s probably HIM, but four marriages? Um, somethings up here. She better not end up like Liz Taylor)
  10. if Tom Clancy were writing this, WWIII starts next week.

If you need me, I’ll be in my bunk.

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Bizarre search

I was browsing my search strings, and found this one.  It has to be the longest and, well, strangest string I’ve seen yet.  And that’s saying something.

by the time they came back i had taken a shower my friends were going out zuccini he told me to pull my shirt up and take my bra down sex then he put the bottle of caramel sauce after we put the kids to bed

Oddly enough, I come up on the results page.  Um, yeah.

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Berkeley

Berkeley
Berkeley
Originally uploaded by pikap347.
Trying, again. Kinda random photo from somebody I don’t know.

Gotta love flickr, yes?

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Randomitis

Here’s a few random bits that don’t really warrant their own entry.  As an added bonus I’ll use bullet points!

  1. I’m sure I made my neighbor very happy by shouting “Oh, not just no, HELL no!” outside their bedroom window.  See, I just found my son with a box of matches standing beside my house, with burned out matches all over the ground.  Did I mention my neighbor is a preacher?
  2. I received a phone bill for nine cents.  What’s better?  It’s printed on so many pieces of paper that it took 54 cents to mail it.  What’s even better than that?  I overpaid last month so I have a credit balance (nothing is due).  I’d scan the summary page to back up what I’m saying but for nine cents I’m not sure it’s worth it.
  3. Weight wise I’m staying the course.  276.2 on Saturday.  I haven’t bothered to weigh today (Father’s day) because, hell, it’s father’s day.  But I feel thickerer so I’ve probably gained a little bit.  I’m going running tonite to get back on track.
  4. We had a lot of rain Thursday / Friday / Saturday.  It’s nice, we really needed it.  Now I need to mow my lawn, though.  It’s one of those cloud/silver lining things.
  5. Watching Tivo of the world cup is awesome, except it’s a little daunting to realize that overnight I have like seven games to watch.  That’s fourteen hours of sitting on my ass, in case you don’t feel like doing the math.  I don’t think I’ll watch them all, since we still have – three or four more weeks to go?
  6. There is no number six.
  7. The kids are fighting, again.  Are they too young to sign them up for Special Forces?  Some time away at boot camp might be appreciated.

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