Find your own handbasket, this one’s full

Damn, I’m a fairly gloomy person (at least on line, in person? I’m a laugh a minute.  Really) but this is getting ridiculous.

Let’s recap, just for a moment, what is flooding in my computer this morning:

  1. Israel is bombing the crap out of Lebanon, and probably Palestine, too, when they get a moment.
  2. And vice versa.
  3. The US officially supports Israel (naturally)
  4. Russia doesn’t (duh)
  5. North Korea has (maybe) nuclear weapons and won’t talk to anyone about why they hate the world so much.
  6. People are routinely killed in Iraq based on religious and other backgrounds.  Tell me again, what does a civil war look like?
  7. Iran won’t talk, either. Give me Nukes or Give me Death! they seem to say, since apparently the world prefers the latter, guess what will happen?
  8. Suri still hasn’t had her baby pictures done.
  9. Christie Brinkley is ending her fourth marriage, proof of the old saying “no matter how beautiful she is, somebody somewhere is sick of her shit.” (I know, it’s probably HIM, but four marriages? Um, somethings up here. She better not end up like Liz Taylor)
  10. if Tom Clancy were writing this, WWIII starts next week.

If you need me, I’ll be in my bunk.

3 thoughts on “Find your own handbasket, this one’s full”

  2. If Tom Clancy had written this Jack Ryan would find a way to save Suri, get Tom Cruise to marry Christie Brinkley, make the bombs from Palestine hit Lebanon, get North Korea to sell bombs to Iran all while saving the President.

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