Useless quotes
You know wha’ they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay’er down an’ smack ’em yack ’em. translated: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Tag: Quotes
Redneck movie quotes
“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]
Second grade.
That’s when I learned this little poem. I used to repeat it over and over. And today, while reading quotes about insanity, I found it again. One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys went out to fight. Back to back, they faced each other, and with their swords they shot […]