We’re putting away stuff after a recent shopping excursion. I swear, I am not making this up: Child: “What’s this?” (picks up something) Me: “That’s a new belt, for me.” Child: “Whoa! Look how long is it!” Me: “Um, thanks, would you put it in my room?” Child: (holding up his arms as far as […]
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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don’t necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. – Northern Exposure