Hi there. Ben has asked me to inject a bit of the female point of view here to balance out the recent rash of beer jokes. And it just so happens that I have a wee bee in my bonnet, so the timing couldn’t be better. Yes, I know; ME with an ISSUE, it’s positively… […]
I was coaching soccer practice, and one common thing for me to do is to yell for the players to “freeze” while in the midst of a scrimmage so I can tell them something. Me: “okay, Freeze!” Player (slowly): “I’m just. getting. a. drink. of. water.” The entire team then breaks into their favorite “Incredibles” […]
Our soccer game was on Saturday morning. You know it is spring when you get sunburned at 10 AM. Anyway, I had six guys show up (one was camping this weekend) and we play four at a time. First quarter I had my son sit out, since he missed both practices this week (school trouble). […]