Redneck movie quotes

“Luke, I am your father… and your uncle… and your first and second cousin, your nephew…” “Houston, we have a ‘possum.” “What does it feel like? Kind of like sticking your fingers in warm chicken fried steak with gravy.” “You had me at ‘Sooooey!’” “We’ll always have Wal-Mart.” “You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, […]

Weekend lights

Some high, some low: After leaving work on Friday I stopped to donate blood. Not because it’s 9/11, but because it has been a while (I’m some variant of Type O so the vampires always call me and beg). Riddle me this: why does it take so long? 90 minutes I was there. Not much […]