Panda Porn (and I’m not even at the top of google for this yet. Bah.) And more Panda Porn: and a Panda Sex Toy: (don’t ask me what it does, I guess it talks dirty) and a Panda who has to sleep outside because he didn’t get Mrs. Panda anything for Valentines Day: and the […]
All I can think of is “I wanna be an Airborne Ranger, live a life of sex and danger…” GIs from celebrated unit in gay porn? And our hard-pressing media asked if they had been moved out of their barracks yet. WTF? You know they “can’t tell.”
An alert reader wrote to me and said: “I know that I’m pretty isolated but I never thought there would be something called panda porn…not referring to your blog. Thought it was just a joke. But after googling, I’m afraid that it’s a real thing & I’m too scarred to click on to see what […]