It was stuck on “repeat”

It occurs to me that the song from Madagascar (you got to move it, move it; you got to move it, move it; repeat. repeat. repeat.) would be a great soundtrack for a porn flick. I already thought that about the High School Musical tune “getcha head in the game” but that one’s too obvious.

Virtual panda porn!

Well, I just donated blood and I’m a little woozy. This video is awesome, but you have to use your imagination for the “porn” part.

Google gets down

I was googling “Panda Porn” (just to see if I’m near the top, and I’m not, CNN holds that honor) and I noticed that the ubiquitous Google Ads had changed a bit: Free Porn – uncensored The #1 sex pick of The King. Extremely good porn – 100% Free! TheFreePornKing.com The others were more explicit. […]