You know how your child can do something that is very, very cute; but then they can go and do the exact same thing in the wrong place? Confused? Here’s an example: My baby (learning to talk, among other things) will sometimes out of the blue point at her butt and say “poop.” Usually no […]
Guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. “You know,” he says, “I’ve heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let’s talk.” The blonde, who had just opened her book, […]
Poopie has sent a meme to me: Turd in a punch bowl are the 1st and 3rd lines, you make up the 2nd and 4th lines and they have to rhyme. Ahem: Turd in a punch bowl Better than the tub? Turd in a punch bowl Rub a dub dub. (and yes, last night my […]