Where’s the news?

Let’s see. Is there anything going on in the world? Israel and the Palestinians seem to be on the brink of either disintegrating into anarchy or getting their shit together. Depends on who you ask. Same with Iraq. Is it the Brave New World of Democracy, or on the brink of civil war? And why […]

PARIS HILTON MAKES FAITH-BASED TAPE

After reviewing exit polls revealing that “values” and “moral issues” were foremost in the voters’ minds, Ms. Hilton shelved her plans for a new sex tape and began exploring the feasibility of starring in a faith-based tape instead. “In the past, when people have heard the name ‘Paris Hilton’ they’ve thought ‘spoiled sexpot,’” Ms. Hilton […]

Bunsen and Beaker have their day!

tvnz.co.nz | NEWS | TECHNOLOGY | Bunsen and Beaker top scientist poll : “Muppets Dr Bunsen Honeydew and his assistant Beaker defeated Dr Strangelove, Dana Scully of X Files fame and Star Trek’s Mr Spock to be voted Britain’s favourite screen scientists. They beat their closest rival by a margin of 2 to 1 and […]