Hungry

I want a burger now. And we don’t even have a Carl’s Jr. here. Dang.

PARIS HILTON MAKES FAITH-BASED TAPE

After reviewing exit polls revealing that “values” and “moral issues” were foremost in the voters’ minds, Ms. Hilton shelved her plans for a new sex tape and began exploring the feasibility of starring in a faith-based tape instead. “In the past, when people have heard the name ‘Paris Hilton’ they’ve thought ‘spoiled sexpot,’” Ms. Hilton […]